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http://www.chinghehuang.com/

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/chinese-food-in-minutes/id374143443?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D6

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ching-He-Huang/e/B0034NOWOK/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_pop_1

Ching makes her noodle soup against the clock – can she make it in the same time it takes to prepare a instant noodle soup?
Ingredients
For the soup
1 tbsp groundnut oil
2.5cm/1in piece fresh root ginger, peeled and thinly sliced
2 handfuls fresh shiitake mushrooms, sliced
1 red chilli, de-seeded, finely chopped
1 tbsp Shaoxing rice wine or dry sherry
700ml/1 pint 5fl oz vegetable stock
220g/8oz canned bamboo shoots, drained and rinsed
1 tbsp light soy sauce
1 tbsp dark soy sauce
1 tbsp Chinese black rice vinegar or balsamic vinegar
pinch ground white pepper
1 tbsp cornflour mixed with 2 tbsp cold water
For the noodle ‘pot’
200g/7oz cooked egg noodles
2 small handfuls beansprouts
8 baby sweetcorn, sliced
1 spring onion, sliced
100g/3½oz cooked chicken, shredded

Method
1. For the soup base, heat the oil in a wok, then fry the ginger and shiitake mushrooms for 2-3 minutes, or until softened. Add the chilli, Shaoxing rice wine, vegetable stock, bamboo shoots and the seasonings. Bring to the boil, then add with the cornflour paste, stirring well, until thickened. Keep warm over a low heat.
2. For the noodle pot, layer the cooked egg noodles, beansprouts, sliced baby corn and spring onions in a plastic pot or serving bowl. Top with shredded chicken, then spoon the soup over the ingredients. Give the noodle pot or bowl a good stir and serve immediately.

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http://www.chinghehuang.com/

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/chinese-food-in-minutes/id374143443?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D6

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ching-He-Huang/e/B0034NOWOK/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_pop_1

Ching makes a simple and healthy version of sweet and sour pork served with egg fried rice for Olympic rower, Katherine Grainger
Ingredients
2 tbsp groundnut oil
3 free-range eggs, beaten
400g/14oz jasmine rice, cooked according to packet instructions
3 tomatoes, sliced
3 tbsp light soy sauce
dash toasted sesame oil
pinch ground white pepper
1 large spring onion, finely sliced

Method
1. Heat a wok until smoking and add half the groundnut oil, then add the eggs and scramble for 1-2 minutes. Transfer the scrambled eggs to a warm plate and set aside. Wipe away the excess oil from the wok.
2. Reheat the wok and add the remaining groundnut oil. Add the cooked rice and stir well to break up the grains, then add the tomatoes and stir fry for 1-2 minutes.
3. Return the egg to the wok with the rice and tomatoes and season, to taste, with the soy sauce, sesame oil and white pepper. Stir in the sliced spring onion.
4. Pile the rice onto a plate and serve immediately.

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A random serebii’ battler, this wifi battler wanted to disconnect when Heatran got ko’d, but I learned my lesson with the caterpie sweep and also recorded with my camera, but manage to convince him into not disconnecting by telling him I was gonna upload anyway with my camera. lol So it was all good.

Download the 2nd Remix COPY PAST URL

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HZNXAG52

http://larca.iza-yoi.net/music/poke_rgby_vr.zip

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[ README!!!!!]
before you make a comment about me copying anyone.. I would like you to know that I was the guy that created the flail sach karp “Magikarp wifi sweep” whoa! shocking isn’t it?
here watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQWH5rjZAGs

Rather then explaining to new pkmn players how flail and focus sash work! I much rather explain what would screw magikarp up! and the most common things because..

ALOT OF PEOPLE like to try and “sound smart”
and explain things to me that I already know, such as Taunt,spikers ect.
however, if you must know what flail does read this
[FLAIL]

http://www.smogon.com/dp/moves/flail

[Focus sash]

http://www.smogon.com/dp/items/focus_sash

Not trying to be rude about this,but I am tired of people trying to sound smart and explaining stuff like “this would screw you up” or “this would ruin you!” or this and that! ****! I already know! So.. stop embarrassing yourself.

Rather then explaining this to me or to others
I WILL SAVE YOU THE TIME AND POST IT IN THE DESCRIPTION

Plus it would SAVE you! the trouble of telling me! something I already know! or anyone eles that reads this description, and please don’t embarrassing yourself, because I already know..
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[ README ]
TAUNT
Would screw this up! yes.. we have heard it time and time over again,”taunt would screw you up” well if I had a penny for each person that said that I.. nevermind. Anyway taunt stops moves such as baton pass and forces me to use Normal attacks such as Skyuppercut and Leaf Storm.

http://www.smogon.com/dp/moves/taunt

ROAR
I will explain that roar is a threat because it forces my pokemon to be switched out and that causes all my stat boosting to crumble because the new forced out pokemon will not have the stat boosts or substitutes ECT.

http://www.smogon.com/dp/moves/roar

PRIORITY MOVE
is moves that allow the user to attack first such as quick attack, extreame speed, mach punch, ice shard, and if no one understand why This is a threat to a 1 hp magikarp then I’m sorry you deserve to get smacked! doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out.

http://www.smogon.com/dp/moves/quick_attack

Weather effects
such as SAND and HAIL are always a huge threat for our fellow Karp because it threatens to hit magikarp and ruining his held item the focus sash thus will not activate since he will not be at full health.

SPIKERS
Do I really need to explain this? magikarp must not get hit AT ALL by any stealth rocks or spikes of any kind.. why? because then his focus sash will not activate since he is not at full HP.

PERISH SONG
I don’t run into this to often, but when I do I simply say ****!
because that only gives me three turns till my pokemon gets KO’d, and if any of my pokemon get Perish songed, I will have a very hard time trying to pull off a strategy with magikarp since I would need to switch out without baton passing to remove perish song or suffer to be ko’d

http://www.smogon.com/dp/moves/perish_song

HAZE
I rarely run into this, what does is it would Eliminate all stats that magikarp tor anyone has gained.

http://www.smogon.com/dp/moves/haze

TEAM OF STEEL TYPES GHOST TYPES ROCK TYPES
Well captain obvious a team of rock ghost and steel types would indeed screw me up, or would be nearly impossible to beat, but thanks for pointing that out einstein! you just made magikarp Cry!
Theres alot more things that would mess up magikarp

“A smart opponent that EV’s would probably not get flailed ”
Well duh! because there smart! and not noobish or unlucky.

ProGunShootingGamer1
“magikarp cant learn bounce. only splash tackle and flail”
Please again, stop embarrassing yourself.

http://www.smogon.com/dp/pokemon/magikarp/moves

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Anyway this video was to try to humillate a random noob and for my own lulz and not to be taken so seriously. Anyway I almost gave up and ran when I saw dialga and heatran.

ReUploaded Original Comments

MagicGuitar2oh12 haha very cool

Weretaz f(l)ail!

13darkskull13 yay red/blue/yellow metal remix

Now Don’t be shy to Sky… leave a comment or two XD

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All music written, produced, and recorded by my wife:

Intro & Outro:So Very Mainstream (slow remix)
http://www.mikseri.net/artists/marikacriss.35725.php

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Link to article: http://www.marketskeptics.com/2009/12…

2010 Food Crisis for Dummies

If you read any economic, financial, or political analysis for 2010 that doesnt mention the food shortage looming next year, throw it in the trash, as it is worthless. There is overwhelming, undeniable evidence that the world will run out of food next year. When this happens, the resulting triple digit food inflation will lead panicking central banks around the world to dump their foreign reserves to appreciate their currencies and lower the cost of food imports, causing the collapse of the dollar, the treasury market, derivative markets, and the global financial system. The US will experience economic disintegration.

The 2010 Food Crisis Means Financial Armageddon

Over the last two years, the world has faced a series of unprecedented financial crises: the collapse of the housing market, the freezing of the credit markets, the failure of Wall Street brokerage firms (Bear Stearns/Lehman Brothers), the failure of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, the failure of AIG, Icelands economic collapse, the bankruptcy of the major auto manufacturers (General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler), etc In the face of all these challenges, the demise of the dollar, derivative markets, and the modern international system of credit has been repeatedly forecasted and feared. However, all these doomsday scenarios have so far been proved false, and, despite tremendous chaos and losses, the global financial system has held together.

The 2010 Food Crisis is different. It is THE CRISIS. The one that makes all doomsday scenarios come true. The government bailouts and central bank interventions, which have held the financial world together during the last two years, will be powerless to prevent the 2010 Food Crisis from bringing the global financial system to its knees.

Financial crisis will kick into high gear

So far the crisis has been driven by the slow and steady increase in defaults on mortgages and other loans. This is about to change. What will drive the financial crisis in 2010 will be panic about food supplies and the dollars plunging value. Things will start moving fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFvRpIQULMc Original video uploaded so that it will reach other people.

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La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper’s a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, ‘samatta you
‘Samatta you, ‘samatta you

You should-a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like-a lasagna
That’s okay too
How about-a calzone
Some-a nice minestrone, thats good for you
Have-a some marinara
Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like
I know-a you like, I know-a you like

La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna

Would you like some-a zucchini
Or-a my homemade linguini, it’s hard to beat
Have-a more fettuccini.
Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat
Ay, mange, mange

(gargling)

Ay, you-a pass the lasagna
A-don’t you get any on ya, you sloppy pig
Have-a more ravioli
You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big
Like you cousin Luigi
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan

La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna

Hey
Hey

(laughing)

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